Legal Immigration: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

  • Опубликовано: 16 сентября 2019
  • John Oliver explains how our legal immigration system works, and how it often doesn’t.

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  • DaveyTheDJ
    DaveyTheDJ  9 часов назад

    Well if "We The People's country is full well why don't We The People deport the Trump family!

    • Mitch Brock
      Mitch Brock  10 часов назад


      • Tim Dewulf
        Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад
        time for a revolt and go boudicca on their asses
        time to wake up the tribes ; time to wake up the knights . time to wake up ; JUST TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR LANDS and TIME TO GO TO WAR

        Min Warb Naseu
        Wilr Made Thaim
        I Bormotha Hauni

        Hu War
        Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot

        Got Nafiskr Orf
        Auim Suimade
        Foki Afa Galande

        What am I supposed to do
        If I want to talk about peace and understanding
        But you only understand the language of the sword
        What if I want to make you understand that the path you chose leads to downfall
        But you only understand the language of the sword
        What if I want to tell you to leave me and my beloved ones in peace
        But you only understand the language of the sword

        I let the blade do the talking...
        So my tongue shall become iron
        And my words the mighty roar of war
        Revealing my divine anger´s arrow shall strike

        All action for the good of all
        I see my reflection in your eyes
        But my new age has just begun

        The sword is soft
        In the fire of the furnace
        It hungers to be hit
        And wants to have a hundred sisters
        In the coldest state of their existence
        They may dance the maddest
        In the morass of the red rain

        Beloved brother enemy
        I sing my sword song for you
        The lullaby of obliteration
        So I can wake up with a smile
        And bliss in my heart
        And bliss in my heart
        And bliss in my heart

        Coexistence, Conflict, combat
        Devastation, regeneration, transformation
        That is the best I can do for you

        I see a grey gloom on the horizon
        That promises a powerful sun to rise
        To melt away all moons
        It will make the old fires of purification
        Look like dying embers
        Look like dying embers
        Look like dying embers

        Min Warb Naseu
        Wilr Made Thaim
        I Bormotha Hauni

        Hu War
        Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot

        Got Nafiskr Orf
        Auim Suimade
        Foki Afa Galande

        Hu War
        Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot

        • Tim Dewulf
          Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад

          paying for immigration in your country and for europe and they give it to immigrants and they spend it tadaaaaa the mythe of "economic growth " and " buying power "; the only question for who ? and it isnt us

          • Tim Dewulf
            Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад

            forced neighborhoods
            DALAI LAMA
            un migration replace

            • Tim Dewulf
              Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад


              • Tim Dewulf
                Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад

                laten we voorkomen dat de geschiedenis zich herhaalt
                lets prevent history from repeating itself

                • Tim Dewulf
                  Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад

                  THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                  They’re not happy in Gaza.
                  They’re not happy in Egypt.
                  They’re not happy in Libya.
                  They’re not happy in Morocco.
                  They’re not happy in Iran.
                  They’re not happy in Iraq.
                  They’re not happy in Yemen.
                  They’re not happy in Afghanistan.
                  They’re not happy in Pakistan.
                  They’re not happy in Syria.
                  They’re not happy in Lebanon.

                  SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

                  They’re happy in Australia.
                  They’re happy in Canada.
                  They’re happy in England.
                  They’re happy in France.
                  They’re happy in Italy.
                  They’re happy in Germany.
                  They’re happy in Sweden.
                  They’re happy in the USA.
                  They’re happy in Norway.
                  They’re happy in Holland.
                  They’re happy in Denmark.

                  Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim…and unhappy in every country that is!

                  AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

                  Not Islam.
                  Not their leadership.
                  Not themselves.

                  THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! And then—wait for it!—they want to change those countries to be like….THE COUNTRIES THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!?

                  • Tim Dewulf
                    Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад


                    • Tim Dewulf
                      Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад

                      CHILD MAR

                      • Tim Dewulf
                        Tim Dewulf  20 часов назад

                        and around 3 mins 52 you see what they have planned with force if need be
                        EN DAN MOET DIT NOG KOMEN

                        • Erik D.Cueva
                          Erik D.Cueva  1 дней назад

                          My own dad told me he will hire two Mexicans instead of paying me a living wage.

                          • Andrea Robyn
                            Andrea Robyn  1 дней назад

                            People say they love legal immigration but endlessly criticize the types and routinely make it harder and harder for people to immigrate legally.

                            • Isha Biswas
                              Isha Biswas  2 дней назад

                              Oliver has an artist's fingers.

                              • ThumperDelta Resistance
                                ThumperDelta Resistance  2 дней назад

                                Even to me it sounded like the woman speaking to the president said "they KEPT them" the first time she said it.

                                • Daniel Embree
                                  Daniel Embree  3 дней назад

                                  Aren’t we getting full?

                                  • Zara Rikan
                                    Zara Rikan  3 дней назад

                                    BTS just got a free advertisement.

                                    • Unnamed Player
                                      Unnamed Player  3 дней назад

                                      America: "Don't push kids to show any effort because it's stressing them! That's child abuse, sentenced to life in prison!"
                                      Also America: "The IQ of our country is plummeting!"

                                      ...and it cycles like so while occasionally a few lucky ones can immigrate because they had enough resources to survive the bureaucracy.

                                      • John O.
                                        John O.  3 дней назад

                                        the only way someone could think Trump has good ideas about immigration is if they are-
                                        A) just as shitty as Trump
                                        B) Trump

                                        • Superman's billiger Klon
                                          Superman's billiger Klon  3 дней назад

                                          Our Country is full is what German right wing/nazi parties say about immigration.
                                          I'll let you figure out the rest.

                                          Oh same with fake news media, right winged parties call it "Lügenpresse" (Lying Press)

                                          And many more similiarities.
                                          I truly think choosing between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump was a terrible decision... I just hope that he doesn't get reelected.
                                          Please America, don't vote for Trump a second time!

                                          • vilod
                                            vilod  4 дней назад

                                            The audio is bad.

                                            • Insomnia NineThree
                                              Insomnia NineThree  4 дней назад

                                              Melania has an autistic anchor baby

                                              • Insomnia NineThree
                                                Insomnia NineThree  4 дней назад

                                                Why do all Indians speak English like that? 😂😂😂 so annoying

                                                • Avanti S
                                                  Avanti S  1 дней назад

                                                  Insomnia NineThree different languages use different parts of their throat and tongue to make sounds. If you’ve grown up with pronouncing sounds in one way, it can be really hard to change it hence ‘accents’ (and of course pronunciation is different too). There’s some really good videos on it that explain phonetic sounds and linguistic pronounciation!

                                              • user unknown
                                                user unknown  4 дней назад

                                                as an immigrant to Canada (federal Skilled Worker program), I'd like to point that middle class immigrants (especially those with families) who can choose normally won't choose USA. In comparison to Canada or Australia, USA simply doesn't have any permanent legal immigration options. For instance, Canadian federal immigration program requires you to score points to get over the threshold and pass language exams and if you do, you get permanent residence ("green card" like in USA) on your landing (within 3 months to be precise). Therefore, if you can pass those checks and exams, you sure are going to pick Canada over US, as you get security and guarantees of your status immediately on landing. Those who cannot pass these barriers would tend to pick USA.
                                                In the nutshell the difference is: Canada and Australia pick up skilled immigrants with families who know language, got education and professional skills. USA gets semi-random single guys. What USA can do is to introduce clear, strict federal immigration with points and exams available for anybody to apply, without any country quotas. Though it's a long term program, not a quick cash grab over low-qualification illegal aliens without any rights or protection - which seems to be the current USA immigration strategy (regardless what they say on TV).

                                                • user unknown
                                                  user unknown  4 дней назад

                                                  oh, Canada federal immigration does have an income criteria (you should be able to show funds to support your family through first 6 months) and you will be less likely be admitted if you are burden to medical system, that is why medical tests are part of criteria to grant immigration visa.

                                              • 征夷大将軍坂上田村麻呂
                                                征夷大将軍坂上田村麻呂  4 дней назад

                                                Hello 👋 l’m Japanese.
                                                I have a question. What’s ‘’green card” ?
                                                Could someone explain to me?

                                                • Stephen2462
                                                  Stephen2462  4 дней назад

                                                  The wikipedia article does a pretty good job explaining it:

                                              • Stu Royce
                                                Stu Royce  4 дней назад

                                                1. Europeans discover an already settled "America" and think it's pretty neat.
                                                2. They subsequently emigrate, displace the indigenous population, and bring all their family (along with a lot of folks who didn't get a choice in the matter...) with them.
                                                3. Around half a millennium later, unironically claim that illegal immigrants are bad and declare it full.

                                                Yeah I know, unironically isn't a proper word.

                                                • Akash B
                                                  Akash B  4 дней назад

                                                  As indian I cant come to do my PhD

                                                  • ScorpionZam
                                                    ScorpionZam  4 дней назад

                                                    Are we overpopulated or not? Make up your damn minds

                                                    • SneakySprinklez
                                                      SneakySprinklez  4 дней назад

                                                      It’s so funny that he hates “chain migration” even though it was proposed by people who were basically racist and thought that they could keep out anyone who wasn’t white this way lmao

                                                      • brandon lowery
                                                        brandon lowery  4 дней назад

                                                        Okay let's look at it from a different angle we have veterans mentally ill people on the list could go on people that are already living here that don't have the support they need we do not need to worry about other people when we have people suffering here

                                                        • Stephen2462
                                                          Stephen2462  4 дней назад

                                                          Taking care of one group does not necessitate screwing the other.

                                                      • mister mister
                                                        mister mister  4 дней назад

                                                        Comparing to population of India (1.339Billion) and China (1.386Billion) to Mexico (129million) is ridiculous, with the immigration cap of 7% roughly 95 million each from India and China with only 9 million from, why is Mandarin or hindi not as common second language for the united states? I guess they can't just walk here.

                                                        • BUTTERCUP Jones
                                                          BUTTERCUP Jones  4 дней назад

                                                          When you're an ARMY and you see him mention BTS.
                                                          Freak out yeah BTS!

                                                          • Joyce Wang
                                                            Joyce Wang  2 дней назад

                                                            omgSAME hahaha let me just get off topic for two seconds....lmao

                                                        • Pino Dekoda
                                                          Pino Dekoda  4 дней назад

                                                          I'd never immigrate in that shithole USA which exploited our Nikola Tesla. The only Ines Holding up the US are Black People, Asians and Latinos. As long they are Not the majority the US is a shithole. Just look what the fuck you have in the White House.

                                                          • Squidicus Pastry’s
                                                            Squidicus Pastry’s  5 дней назад

                                                            God I would love to show this to my very trump loving Alabama history class but my teacher wouldn’t allow it for the fact of cussing which sucks

                                                            • osmark86
                                                              osmark86  5 дней назад

                                                              I remember thinking the US was the best place to live as a child/teen. As an adult I'm so damn happy I was born a Swede. Your country is full of a lot of wonderful people but it's a dog eat dog violent culture I wouldn't want to be part of. I hope you find your way again.

                                                              • James Harris
                                                                James Harris  5 дней назад

                                                                There is a question about the legal status of Trump's own wife, so much for legal immigration.

                                                                • TheKrensada
                                                                  TheKrensada  5 дней назад

                                                                  Look. Life isn't fair. Get over it. Rich people have the power, poor people have to be wage slaves. It's how the world works.

                                                                  • TheGreatHeeroYuy
                                                                    TheGreatHeeroYuy  5 дней назад

                                                                    Took 7 years for my family to be accepted for a green card, this was back in 2001. I can't imagine how long it takes now.

                                                                    • Daniel Embree
                                                                      Daniel Embree  3 дней назад

                                                                      Hopefully you’re from Europe !

                                                                  • Iago Barreto
                                                                    Iago Barreto  5 дней назад

                                                                    MEGA seems like a poor version of a nuremburg rally

                                                                    • Faisal
                                                                      Faisal  5 дней назад

                                                                      I don't usually like John Oliver. But this segment was good.

                                                                      • dylan bellerose
                                                                        dylan bellerose  5 дней назад

                                                                        U.S. immigration equals Mexican Joker, African Joker, and middle-eastern joker.

                                                                        • Myststorm
                                                                          Myststorm  5 дней назад

                                                                          the us has an odd stance on immigration for a country populated by them

                                                                          • Mathias! HoloFoilVeryRare
                                                                            Mathias! HoloFoilVeryRare  5 дней назад

                                                                            Holy shit.... orange man trying to put a lid on melting pot......

                                                                            • Dave Sundra
                                                                              Dave Sundra  5 дней назад

                                                                              Brilliant segment ..

                                                                              • Cc Roberts
                                                                                Cc Roberts  5 дней назад

                                                                                Why is this guy in the white allowed to giving such horrible misinformation! Smh

                                                                                • Not_My_Name
                                                                                  Not_My_Name  5 дней назад

                                                                                  Breaking the law is bad, therefore illegal immigration is bad.

                                                                                  • Not_My_Name
                                                                                    Not_My_Name  3 дней назад

                                                                                    @Stephen2462 OK, great, then change the law? Meantime the law in place has to be enforced. Laws are black and white, despite how you may feel about it.

                                                                                  • Stephen2462
                                                                                    Stephen2462  4 дней назад

                                                                                    @Not_My_Name Nobody's arguing against enforcing the law (or rather the policy?) The argument is that the law/policy in question is impractical and should be changed.

                                                                                  • Not_My_Name
                                                                                    Not_My_Name  4 дней назад

                                                                                    @Stephen2462 No I agree that breaking the law is bad. Therefore should be enforced. If no laws are enforced then what good does it do to have any?

                                                                                  • Stephen2462
                                                                                    Stephen2462  4 дней назад

                                                                                    So you agree that Conservarives' immigration policy, which encourages illegal immigration, is also bad?

                                                                                • nedstudt
                                                                                  nedstudt  5 дней назад

                                                                                  My ancestors fought in the US revolution and I'm still waiting 8 months to bring my Filipina wife of 10 years back to the US.

                                                                                  • Emmanuel
                                                                                    Emmanuel  5 дней назад

                                                                                    Europeans bashing the US over here using YOUTUBE, and watching an American TV show. How funny.