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  • Опубликовано: 11 сентября 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Комментарии • 14 154

  • Cluky3338
    Cluky3338  42 минут назад

    i have the same tiny pathetic backpack ;>

    • 10k subs with 0 vids
      10k subs with 0 vids  1 часов назад

      2020.

      • handsomepete
        handsomepete  1 часов назад

        I took all those classes in university- 20 + years ago. Oh how things have changed...actually not much as changed...quantum mechanics is still quantum mechanics and what goes up must still come down. Spherical coordinates suck - so I suggest sticking with the "normal" ones. Stumbled on your videos because you did a Bob Ross painting. Moving on - I have a legitimate question about food allergies - I see you've travelled and you eat a lot, so I'm curious to know how adults manage it. My son has food allergies and it's always nice to hear how other adults have managed it (without going crazy). Seems you have a fairly healthy relationship with your allergies so I'm curious to know how you got there. Your parents must have been pretty relaxed about it?

        • Michael No
          Michael No  7 часов назад

          sksksksksks and I oop and I oop

          • Kate Gamon
            Kate Gamon  8 часов назад

            She's perfect

            • serlina
              serlina  10 часов назад

              where was i this whole time? just found your video and immediately fell in love with your quirkiness

              • Sara Boushehri
                Sara Boushehri  17 часов назад

                is she eating a whole mushroom in the beginning of the video

                • puncake
                  puncake  18 часов назад

                  "DID YOU CLEAN THE CAT? EVERY CORNER OF IT?"
                  X,D im dying .o .
                  omg those subjects must be hard to study :,((
                  good luck :D

                  • Ya boi beans
                    Ya boi beans  18 часов назад

                    imagine hating social studies and english

                    • KichaChildx
                      KichaChildx  18 часов назад

                      "I'm studying physics, my courses this semester are calculus, algebra, physics, and chemistry."

                      Oh worm

                      • Addy K
                        Addy K  19 часов назад

                        3:08 did you read Percy Jackson/Heros of Olympus/ The Trails of Apollo? Because if you did, I think that I live you 1,000,000,000 times more.

                        Édit: 4:49 OMG you do. ok you are now one of the most awesome amazing coolest person on earth.

                        • Samantha Petersen
                          Samantha Petersen  21 часов назад

                          At first I thought someone was screaming my name

                          • Beatriz Cavalheiro
                            Beatriz Cavalheiro  22 часов назад

                            After 5 years in university taking biochemistry, I find your excitement cute and naive xD . In all seriousness welcome to the academics circle, where teachers talk about their personal lives for no reason at all.

                            • xXUnicorn SaraxX
                              xXUnicorn SaraxX  22 часов назад

                              Lol!I have the same binder as you

                              • Oh my Lanta!
                                Oh my Lanta!  23 часов назад

                                I know you do your youtube thing and have literally millions of people here who would defend you to your grave, but I genuinely hope you have or find a friend at your university. It really makes all the difference :)

                                • hi bich bye bich
                                  hi bich bye bich  1 дней назад

                                  She reminds me of Sheldon Cooper

                                  • CRAZY COOKING GIRL
                                    CRAZY COOKING GIRL  1 дней назад

                                    I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

                                    • 《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》
                                      《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》  1 дней назад

                                      *Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.*





                                      That's just a legend tho -3-

                                      • momo
                                        momo  1 дней назад

                                        Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

                                        • carrot soup
                                          carrot soup  1 дней назад

                                          0:14 wHAT DID I DO

                                          • Hey Everyone
                                            Hey Everyone  2 дней назад

                                            6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

                                            • fortsaretaken
                                              fortsaretaken  2 дней назад

                                              *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

                                              • Mia Harp
                                                Mia Harp  2 дней назад

                                                meanwhile, I just started high school......

                                                • Wønder
                                                  Wønder  2 дней назад

                                                  When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

                                                  • BTNLOCO
                                                    BTNLOCO  2 дней назад

                                                    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

                                                    • Dana Neveu
                                                      Dana Neveu  2 дней назад

                                                      Shutterstock

                                                      • theresamariee
                                                        theresamariee  2 дней назад

                                                        i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

                                                        • Bratu Horia
                                                          Bratu Horia  2 дней назад

                                                          Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

                                                          • Ashleigh Scanlon
                                                            Ashleigh Scanlon  2 дней назад

                                                            I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

                                                            • Ryan Herd
                                                              Ryan Herd  2 дней назад

                                                              I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

                                                              • Ali the potato
                                                                Ali the potato  2 дней назад

                                                                Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

                                                                • Raisa Ryuna
                                                                  Raisa Ryuna  2 дней назад

                                                                  What happened to your room joana

                                                                  • SophieWhiskers
                                                                    SophieWhiskers  2 дней назад

                                                                    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

                                                                    • Nany V
                                                                      Nany V  2 дней назад

                                                                      Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

                                                                      • Clarie Crystal
                                                                        Clarie Crystal  2 дней назад

                                                                        i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
                                                                        I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

                                                                        • Disconext
                                                                          Disconext  2 дней назад

                                                                          I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

                                                                          • Anita K
                                                                            Anita K  2 дней назад

                                                                            4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

                                                                            • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

                                                                              Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW
                                                                              also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

                                                                              • Jesse Ortega
                                                                                Jesse Ortega  2 дней назад

                                                                                Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad

                                                                                Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

                                                                                • HowdyGents
                                                                                  HowdyGents  2 дней назад

                                                                                  Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

                                                                                  • Crispy Chicken
                                                                                    Crispy Chicken  3 дней назад

                                                                                    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

                                                                                    • DAVE? Official Fanpage
                                                                                      DAVE? Official Fanpage  3 дней назад

                                                                                      God dammit Samantha

                                                                                      • Matthew Barnette
                                                                                        Matthew Barnette  3 дней назад

                                                                                        "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."

                                                                                        'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

                                                                                        • Alex Stansbury
                                                                                          Alex Stansbury  3 дней назад

                                                                                          She's a modern day Velma

                                                                                          • ketsia
                                                                                            ketsia  3 дней назад

                                                                                            Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

                                                                                            • Tessa Byers
                                                                                              Tessa Byers  3 дней назад

                                                                                              My first day of school was on August 15th😂

                                                                                              • Blake Johnson
                                                                                                Blake Johnson  3 дней назад

                                                                                                Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

                                                                                                • The Magnificent WICKED
                                                                                                  The Magnificent WICKED  3 дней назад

                                                                                                  Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.


                                                                                                  Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*