The Brooklyn Nets: A Lolcow in Three Acts

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  • Опубликовано: 09 апреля 2017
  • Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.

    The Nets are one of the most hopeless organizations in all of basketball today. Currently boasting one of the worst records in the NBA this year and a total lack of current talent and future prospects, the Nets have next to no hope of getting themselves out of this predicament in the short term future. The only way to truly understand why the Nets are in this situation is to trace these missteps back to the beginning. In this case, back to the early part of this decade, when the Nets were also in the league's gutter. Witness the great Bell curve that is the Mikhail Prokhorov-owned Nets.

    NOTE: I tried a different approach with this video. I shot for more of a "cinematic narrative" style that is probably ridiculously over-the-top. Feel the tragedy and the triumph! Hope you enjoy, though.

    #freebrooklopez
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  • Casey Pierson
    Casey Pierson  2 дней назад

    We looked so great last year too. 😢

    • Straw Hat Guy
      Straw Hat Guy  3 дней назад

      Those picks that Billy King gave up would've been a legit title contending team.
      PG: Lillard, Sexton
      SG: Brown, Young
      SF: Tatum
      PF: Green
      C: Favors, Kanter

      Just add some veterans at the buyout market or dope G-League players and they're good to go.

      • Knight of Dogma
        Knight of Dogma  1 недель назад

        Rome Total War soundtrack

        • rodprops
          rodprops  3 недель назад

          LMAO at the disclaimer.

          • Slevin
            Slevin  2 месяцев назад

            It's 2019 and the Nets are now the ones laughing as they scraped together a playoff run (something the Knicks can't do even in that vacuum of talent known as the East) then stole every free agent this off season the Knicks hoped to get. Oh and Zion went to the Pelicans. That's what you scratcher lottery hopeful penny pinching bastards get. Enjoy losing New York to the Nets.... sorry New Yorkers... you honestly deserve better. Maybe now you'll get it.
            (Finds out Durant is out for the entire season)
            OH you sad fucking city... my god. Maybe next year?

            • Joseph Clark
              Joseph Clark  2 месяцев назад

              Thanks to Billy King. Without him we never would have had Marks and the load of talent on the Nets today 👏👏👏😎

              • joseph23ification
                joseph23ification  2 месяцев назад

                "Nets have recently made the playoffs and got KD,Kyrie Irving and DeAndre Jordan in the offseason"

                Revisiting the Brooklyn Nets.

                • Straw Hat Guy
                  Straw Hat Guy  3 дней назад

                  Revisiting the Brooklyn Nets? You mean a New York Knicks lolcow video right?

              • Big Ball Of Sunshine
                Big Ball Of Sunshine  3 месяцев назад

                The sad thing is that they wouldn't have won a championship by 2015 anyway

                • James Underwood
                  James Underwood  3 месяцев назад

                  The nets do own New York today crazy how times change

                  • Joshua Jung
                    Joshua Jung  3 месяцев назад

                    Remember that more often than not big market teams attempting to buy championships end up paper tigers.

                    • The Sentinel
                      The Sentinel  3 месяцев назад

                      The fact that the WWE has to play in you house cause their ratings are so low instead of the Garden is a testament to this video. @Urinating Tree Do This For WWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      • ValensBellator
                        ValensBellator  3 месяцев назад

                        I guess that move to Brooklyn paid off... free agents who always wanted to play in New York now look at this shitshow that was the Nets and feel it’s still the superior option to the Knicks lol

                        • Sports Phanatic
                          Sports Phanatic  4 месяцев назад

                          This video is going to age poorly thanks to Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving

                          • Helix Gaming - Gaming/Vlogs king
                            Helix Gaming - Gaming/Vlogs king  4 месяцев назад

                            How the tables have turned

                            • Frankie Clayton
                              Frankie Clayton  4 месяцев назад

                              I don't care for but it's his choice so i hope it works

                              • Savage IMJG
                                Savage IMJG  4 месяцев назад

                                Well this aged terribly.

                                • thecat627
                                  thecat627  4 месяцев назад

                                  Prokhorov sold the Nets... the lolcowdom is now a historic relic 😭

                                  • Billy Launders
                                    Billy Launders  4 месяцев назад

                                    Who’s here after the owner sold the team and arena?

                                    • Patrick McLoughlin
                                      Patrick McLoughlin  4 месяцев назад

                                      RIP Prokhorov Era. May you be remembered for wasting loads of draft capital for short term success. Durant and Irving will surely help you rise from the ashes.

                                      • N&F random
                                        N&F random  4 месяцев назад

                                        This video didn't age well after all the trades they did.

                                        • Kryhcho Sampers
                                          Kryhcho Sampers  4 месяцев назад

                                          The best thing is the dark souls 3 soul of cinder bossfight theme song

                                          • Big Baller
                                            Big Baller  5 месяцев назад

                                            Kyrie KD

                                            • Sintan Loves Cleveland
                                              Sintan Loves Cleveland  5 месяцев назад

                                              Well, This aged poorly

                                              • TotallyNPC
                                                TotallyNPC  5 месяцев назад

                                                2 years later: KD, Kyrie, and Deandre Jordan

                                                • Sanjay Thallam
                                                  Sanjay Thallam  5 месяцев назад

                                                  We go hard

                                                  • Matthew S
                                                    Matthew S  5 месяцев назад

                                                    Revisit...

                                                    • Dregs
                                                      Dregs  5 месяцев назад

                                                      I really hate saying this, but if your dumbass decide to come here and comment trying to prove a non-organismic object wrong then you seriously have something wrong with you. Look at the upload date and compare it to the recent news of nba free agency, there's a HUGE GAP. So trying to look like a cool person makes you look completely fucking stupid.

                                                      • nature calls
                                                        nature calls  5 месяцев назад

                                                        As a nets fan, I was laughing throughout the whole video! Well made! If you cant laugh at the little things in life, you're a PUSSY

                                                        • Splash'n'Skillz #37
                                                          Splash'n'Skillz #37  5 месяцев назад

                                                          Things change...

                                                          • andyjay729
                                                            andyjay729  5 месяцев назад

                                                            A Russian billionaire buys the Nets. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

                                                            • MrUHOH415
                                                              MrUHOH415  5 месяцев назад

                                                              They trade their future for aging superstars, Don't have a first round pick in 5 years, yet become the best basketball team in NY by signing KD, Kyrie. Making us laugh at the Knicks

                                                          • Chris McKee
                                                            Chris McKee  5 месяцев назад

                                                            4:07 hmmmm

                                                            • Aidar SL
                                                              Aidar SL  5 месяцев назад

                                                              Someone needs to urinate on this dumb fuck. I'll take an owner who willing to spend and demands winning product. He missed when he took short cut, but as been mentioned he was building one of the best infrastructure in entire sports world. Man this clowns logic is flawed and ignorant. I didn't dislike the vid but incredibly short sided.

                                                              • Joseph Rios
                                                                Joseph Rios  5 месяцев назад

                                                                Conglaturations tree you did a thing! nets have KD and Kyrie

                                                                • meteor smash
                                                                  meteor smash  5 месяцев назад

                                                                  didn’t age well

                                                                  • Wyatt Buell
                                                                    Wyatt Buell  5 месяцев назад

                                                                    Man what a time to be alive if you're a Nets fan. And I say that because well you actually had the balls to go get KD and Kyrie and you made the Knicks your bitch

                                                                    • jacksonbear1
                                                                      jacksonbear1  5 месяцев назад

                                                                      This video can now go into the history vault

                                                                      • NYR NYI BUF 2019
                                                                        NYR NYI BUF 2019  5 месяцев назад

                                                                        Oh baby, HOW TIMES CHANGE!

                                                                        • Sherman Ng
                                                                          Sherman Ng  5 месяцев назад

                                                                          Nets has accomplished more in this century than the Knicks lol

                                                                          • North B
                                                                            North B  5 месяцев назад

                                                                            Nets: "who's laughing now bitches"

                                                                            • KoopaBound64
                                                                              KoopaBound64  5 месяцев назад

                                                                              Nice MGS4 music.

                                                                              • Jude Hindi
                                                                                Jude Hindi  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                This aged well



                                                                                Brook Lopez went to Milwaukee and made the ecf


                                                                                The nets made the playoffs last season as the 6th seed and won a game against the 76ers



                                                                                They may have lost d’Angelo Russell but they got kd Kyrie and Jordan



                                                                                It was a stupid trade ok wth are the nets thinking

                                                                                • Billy McGee
                                                                                  Billy McGee  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                  God I hope KD comes back strong

                                                                                  • Matthew Shortle
                                                                                    Matthew Shortle  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                    KD and Kyrie are with the Nets. This has not aged well.

                                                                                    • armin38822
                                                                                      armin38822  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                      Portland traded Gerald Wallace to the Nets and recived a pick that eventually turned into Damian Lillard. But I don't think you can blame Prokohorov or Billy King. When Prokhorov bought the team he tried to get as many good players as possible in order to make a quick run for the championship. Deron Williams was good. Joe Johnson was good. And before being traded to the Nets,Garnett and Pierce were still pretty good in Boston. Brook Lopez was an all-star in the east and another quality player in the starting lineup. You had guys like Livingston,Kirilenko,Teletovic,Reggie Evans,Jason Terry,Alan Anderson etc. all quality players coming off the bench. Go back and read some of the reviews of that trade and you will see it was all A,A+,B+... The owner simply said to his GM to bring him the best players possible no matter how much money and future draft picks it costs them. But it simply didn't work. There was bad chamesitry on the court,the ''leader'' of the team Deron Williams simply didn't care enough. Garnett got worse and guys like Lopez,Livingston and the rest of role players didn't even know where to fit when the main guys don't know how to fit. The only real mistake in my opinion was hiring Jason Kidd. He was a great player,great mind and can be a great coach also in the future but at the time it was simply to fast for him. But once that plan didn't work out,Prokohroc changed the direction of the team,changed pretty much the entire front office and went for more of a natural growth of the team and somehow got talented young players without draft picks ( D'Angello Russell,Spencer Dinwidie,Caris LaVert,Joe Harris ) even drafted pretty good with their high picks. 22 picks Jarrett Allen a solid young center. The Barclys arena is amazing,probably the best in the NBA,they have great play by play and colour commentators,they play in NY area and I think from the begining they had a good owner who is learning trough the years. Having this new culture and direction with Sean Marks and Kenny Atkinsion resuluted into drawing in free agents like Irving and KD and others will follow. So yeah in short don't hate on Brooklyn because is easy to look back and think of those moves as stupid but in the moment we were all for it.

                                                                                      • Colby Q
                                                                                        Colby Q  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                        Oof

                                                                                        • HIGH VOLTAGE
                                                                                          HIGH VOLTAGE  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                          The urinating tree jinx strikes again.

                                                                                          • Pinhead Larry
                                                                                            Pinhead Larry  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                            Here after the Nets got KD Kyrie and Jordan

                                                                                            • Sol Invictus
                                                                                              Sol Invictus  5 месяцев назад

                                                                                              King is like a nuclear bomb. Makes a huge blast but leaves devastation in his wake