The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

  • Опубликовано: 10 января 2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.

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Комментарии • 6 482

  • Mystery Mogul
    Mystery Mogul  1 дней назад

    Damn I thought he was talking about sex

    • Jerome Le banner
      Jerome Le banner  2 дней назад

      Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

      • Amar Fawwas
        Amar Fawwas  4 дней назад

        The Upside Down*

        • shaelovebeyonce
          shaelovebeyonce  5 дней назад

          He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

          • Charles Bubba Bagsby
            Charles Bubba Bagsby  5 дней назад

            Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

            • Louie Francis Saga
              Louie Francis Saga  6 дней назад

              This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

              • Fizz Hussain
                Fizz Hussain  6 дней назад

                Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

                • Chris Young
                  Chris Young  1 недель назад

                  woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

                  • Isaac Wu
                    Isaac Wu  1 недель назад

                    That's powerful little man

                    • david turner
                      david turner  1 недель назад

                      What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.

                      There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?

                      Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.

                      Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
                      Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?

                      I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
                      Just as much, that would be huge help.

                      We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
                      How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?

                      Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

                      • jennifer emmert
                        jennifer emmert  2 недель назад

                        The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

                        • CP Lucci
                          CP Lucci  2 недель назад

                          Kevin not on Conan's...
                          That's a low blow

                          • Sonny Managbanag
                            Sonny Managbanag  2 недель назад

                            Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

                            • T J
                              T J  2 недель назад

                              People just want you to grovel.

                              • Paul Gitonga
                                Paul Gitonga  2 недель назад


                                • ffs -
                                  ffs -  2 недель назад

                                  Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

                                  • David Leach
                                    David Leach  3 недель назад

                                    I thought it was funny

                                    • NimbusKhan NK
                                      NimbusKhan NK  3 недель назад

                                      It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

                                      • Candyman
                                        Candyman  3 недель назад

                                        To all gays it's not natural haha

                                        • Forrest R Oney
                                          Forrest R Oney  3 недель назад

                                          Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

                                          • Elvis Van
                                            Elvis Van  3 недель назад

                                            _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

                                            • Jayanth arawa
                                              Jayanth arawa  4 недель назад

                                              Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

                                              • Kookachulu
                                                Kookachulu  4 недель назад


                                                • Daddy Paddy
                                                  Daddy Paddy  4 недель назад

                                                  Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working.
                                                  Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

                                                  • What The Dude
                                                    What The Dude  4 недель назад

                                                    What did he do ?

                                                    • Gianni Brown
                                                      Gianni Brown  4 недель назад

                                                      I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

                                                      • Gianni Brown
                                                        Gianni Brown  4 недель назад

                                                        "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

                                                        • janet jackson
                                                          janet jackson  4 недель назад

                                                          YOU OK WITH over it? but you are still an onion.

                                                          • janet jackson
                                                            janet jackson  4 недель назад

                                                            the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

                                                            • Gina Cable
                                                              Gina Cable  1 месяцев назад

                                                              What did he do?

                                                              • SwtorBro
                                                                SwtorBro  1 месяцев назад

                                                                kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

                                                                • Saran Hassan
                                                                  Saran Hassan  1 месяцев назад

                                                                  Dude you are legend,period.

                                                                  • chrisguy98TM
                                                                    chrisguy98TM  1 месяцев назад

                                                                    what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

                                                                    • Marino Buneta
                                                                      Marino Buneta  1 месяцев назад

                                                                      he say we come back but the video is ower

                                                                      • Mauri QHD
                                                                        Mauri QHD  1 месяцев назад

                                                                        i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

                                                                        • Marcelo Dinucci
                                                                          Marcelo Dinucci  1 месяцев назад

                                                                          You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

                                                                          • Higher World
                                                                            Higher World  1 месяцев назад

                                                                            This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

                                                                            • Fighter Man
                                                                              Fighter Man  2 месяцев назад

                                                                              I hate Stephen Colbert

                                                                              • Alejandro Gomez
                                                                                Alejandro Gomez  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

                                                                                • Travis Gillespie
                                                                                  Travis Gillespie  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                  I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

                                                                                  • The O5 Connection
                                                                                    The O5 Connection  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                    THE O5 CONNECTION WAS CREATED TO CONNECT YOUNG PEOPLE IN & OUT OF LIBERIA!

                                                                                    • The O5 Connection
                                                                                      The O5 Connection  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                      THANKS OSCARS

                                                                                      • Omnia Lullaby
                                                                                        Omnia Lullaby  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                        Can someone explain why he had to apologise?

                                                                                        • King iLL
                                                                                          King iLL  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                          @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂
                                                                                          NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

                                                                                          • King iLL
                                                                                            King iLL  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                            Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

                                                                                            • Wanda Morales
                                                                                              Wanda Morales  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                              I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

                                                                                              • Global Wealth Mindset GWM
                                                                                                Global Wealth Mindset GWM  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                                05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later

                                                                                                • Deepak Singh
                                                                                                  Deepak Singh  2 месяцев назад

                                                                                                  You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool