Im so tired of hearing her barking all day and night, and I'd honestly give the address to anyone who feels risky enough to come steal the dog themselves, i dont care if its criminal, he obviously doesnt care about the dog.
So if youre a brave animal lover in the northeastern part of America, let me know if you want a free German Shepherd. (I would do this myself but they know my face/bodybuild and Im at a higher risk of getting caught. I dont wanna ruin my life over a dog, im only in my first year of college.) All you need to do is hide your face, quietly open the backyard gate and unhook her chain(bring chain cutters just in case, Im just assuming its unhookable). The dog and the whole neighborhood would be grateful to whoever does this. The cops dont care