buy a 31ft ladder $20I beat the system
This show is so dumb and poverty minded. Best President ever.
This show is waste of electricity...
Another asswipe for the democrats butthole side because He's famous thinks & believes that what he says matters. Well Jimmy; your opinion is no better & no worse than any other famous ass wipe who thinks their opinion is more important than everybody elses....well.....It's not!!!!
Am I the only one who thinks Kimmel is not funny?
what a tool jimmy has become
I used to like this show.
All it boils down to is he made a promise that he knew wouldn't happen nor Mexico paying for it. He knew Mexico wasn't paying for anything and he wasn't going to make them so now he's in a jam and wants to hold the American people hostage for his LIE he promised and can't fulfill.
TRUMP BEST EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trump 10 kimmel 0
Just waiting for trump supporters to come and denie everything
Those that's pushing for that stupid wall is afraid of Mexicans and south Americans for no reason...smh u cant be so lost in a clear bubble that u really cant see what's really going on around u...oh maybe their bubble is tinted🤷🏾♀️
Why is this in my recomended? I'm heavily republican and somehow this stuff this happens.
🎶Like like a light yeah, like a light yeah, Trump’s a re-tard, like a light yeah🎶
The only way we can win if a revolt should and , would be without any guns in hand. Just show how a shut down is done for real and taxpayers just refuse to pay the taxes the government depends on to violate fundamental rights nation wide with this shutdown and anywhere else they feel like it. Show them how it feels to work without pay. They all overpaid and under qualified anyways. Time to clean house and take back the rights we have lost by being blind to the fact our politicians are waging war against us silently and we losing. And we pay them to do so. I’m just saying what needs to be said.
Are you sure that pacifier is not a butt plug?
y los in migrantes son pagados por ....alguien...en...usa...ok todo eso es politica....en contra...donal tron....ojo.........donal tron. es un umano mas como tu y yo....pero si ai ufo en la casa blanca. son mita umanos y mita ritilianos.....ojo....no....bacunas...no....orden mundial....
Just a wee bit too much prompted laughter and applause.
el chapo pagara el muro......ch
Hey don't show this the brainwashed zombie clones trump supporters will attempt to use the trump jedi mind trick its called the denie and deflect effect and say trump never said that. Lol
*Manager:* Mr Fallon our views are dropping, what do we do?*Jimmy:* I’ve got the perfect idea, you just wait.(Show starts)*Jimmy:* So Donald Trump am I right?(Views skyrocket)
I have a confession,My psychiatrist recommended I show my journal to a few people.However, because online I can't see the faces of those who read my writing, I have decided to occasionally share my writings on the medium of the online society.That said, I hope you findmy writings enjoyable.Howard Schulz is running because he feels his last name may remind people of the Snoopy creator,Charles M. Schulz.A couple Similarities to the beloved cartoonist: his economic policies : he wants people to work for peanuts. His health care policy: a literal security blanket.So if you get sick clutch that blanket and pray you don't die.LolIf I get at least one hundred likes, I shall publish my journals.
There is no "Single solution" for border security. It's called layers of security, like a) deadbolt b) Ring doorbell c) perimeter fencing d) dog e) gun. The point is to make it less attractive for Intruders. Stupid people think it's pointless.
This is pathetic all tv is now is bashing the president find something fun to talk about and Democrats call Trump and his supporters like me childish and stupid
You’ve got my respect
This hack Kimmel lies more than Pelosi. Canada awaits you dickhead.
OH NIKKI...........WAKE UP
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN LIBERALS CALL CONSERVATIVES “ RADICALS “.WHEN THEY HAVE THE LIKES OF MAD MAXINE WATERS , AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES THAT WANT TO MAKE US A SOCIALIST NATION.THEY HAVE NO COMMON SENSE,,,,, MEDICARE FOR ALL ! ,,,, BORDERLESS COUNTRY,,,, . THIS IS CRAZY .THEY HAVE NO REAL ISSUE TO RUN ON BECAUSE PRESIDENT TRUMP DID AND IS DOING MANY. MANY POSITIVE THINGS FOR AMERICA BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO EVERY NEWS NETWORK “ EXCEPT FOX NEWS “. YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT. THEY REFUSE TO REPORT ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP. THEY HAVE 92% NEGATIVE REPORTING ON TRUMP AND MOST OF IT IS TRULY FAKE NEWS.GOOGLE ..... TRUMPS ACCOMPLISHMENTS...... IF YOU DARE ! ,,,,, STO WATCHING CNN AND MSNBC AND DO SOME RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN.THE DEMOCRATS HAVE WENT OVER THE EDGE ESPECIALLY AFTER THEIR HILLARY LOST.WE SEE THEIR TRUE COLORS AND THEY ARE NOT EVEN HIDING IT ANYMORE. THIS IS NOT THE DEMOCRAT PARTY OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
😂😂😂😂 Oh well Trump!
Tonight the president..and tonight the president. Tonight the president..and tonight the president. I don’t watch it but it feels good to know half the country is still waking up salty under trumps victory reign. Lol 😂 ppl still think a president can be removed from office though it never has happened lmao. It takes over two years to find a crime? While R. Kelly is walking around red handed smh. Kimmel ...What a show 😂
Can we nominate him for a humanitarian award
Jimmy wants to throw down with Trump something went on behind the scenes. U don't bring that energy if you just wanna roast someone
DID YOU KNOW JIMMY HAS A NICE WALL AROUND HIS HOUSE ?
Yas this is amazing!
Who did you all blame in 2014 when Obama shut down the government ? Did you blame Trump then ? The national parks got trashed then , too.
Wow, i found someone somehow even less funny than amy schumer. i didnt even think that was possible
I blame loser Pelosi!!!!
So is nobody gonna talk about 222 Democrats voting “no” to paying federal workers despite the shutdown
I blame Jimmy Kimmel for keeping stupid people well feed with his garbage. If you want to be funny, then be funny. dumb
Oh tra tra tra
Since Jimmy CarterDemocrats shut down government totaled 62 daysRepublicans same time period shut down gov 6 daysDemocrats shut down Gov 56 MORE days then RepublicansSo where was all you Dems at when Obama shut down Gov for 16 days Bill Clinton shut down gov TWICE total 26 days
"More people working today than any ever before"? Aka thanks Obama for lowering the unemployment rate down to 11% so I can take credit for it "I blame myself".
If you kept your mouth shut, I would have thought you are a sharp man.
The majority of Americans love Trump, that's why you leftist cocksuckers need to import foreigners.
I would love to catch Jimmy Kimmel on the street