Don’t You Dare Touch Those Bagels (feat. Rob Riggle) - Key & Peele

  • Опубликовано: 23 мая 2019
  • The boss has very specific rules about who can and can’t eat the bagels at a work meeting. (Contains strong language.)

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  • the purple elephant
    the purple elephant  21 часов назад

    "He's right Ron."

    • Oz Hatuka
      Oz Hatuka  2 дней назад

      That is some clever "immigrants are stealing our job" move right there 😂

      • KoldTony Debonaire
        KoldTony Debonaire  2 дней назад

        I dont understand how these 2 are fuckin comic geniuses now but fuckin sucked on madtv.

        • KoldTony Debonaire
          KoldTony Debonaire  2 дней назад

          How come its not for me why?

          • KoldTony Debonaire
            KoldTony Debonaire  2 дней назад


            • KoldTony Debonaire
              KoldTony Debonaire  2 дней назад

              Rob Riggle is so awesome at playin an asshole, loved that dude since Daily Show.

              • CaptPicard81
                CaptPicard81  3 дней назад

                The BS that Rob says for the presentation is another layer to the sketch, hard to hear but worth it.

                • owmystomachhurts
                  owmystomachhurts  3 дней назад

                  Ron, handle your bagels!

                  • Aly C
                    Aly C  4 дней назад

                    “HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!!!!!!!”

                    • Precious Tritium
                      Precious Tritium  6 дней назад

                      This is really relatable though.

                      • AkiraTheGodEater
                        AkiraTheGodEater  6 дней назад

                        There are 5 bosses I would’ve loved to punch in the face

                        • Ms. Kuchisaké
                          Ms. Kuchisaké  7 дней назад

                          Ron's about to kill a motherfucker.

                          • justinleo117
                            justinleo117  1 недель назад

                            I would have just gave him a damn bagel.

                            • sammypop
                              sammypop  1 недель назад


                              • R.E.D Music
                                R.E.D Music  1 недель назад

                                *HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!*

                                • TopS x?
                                  TopS x?  1 недель назад

                                  🍪s' are for sale associates only

                                  • Frank The Rabbit
                                    Frank The Rabbit  1 недель назад

                                    "For me maybe?"

                                    • Beniology 101
                                      Beniology 101  1 недель назад

                                      K: Bagels are just for sales associates.
                                      P: For sale?
                                      😂 omg lost in translation for real

                                      • Charlee'B
                                        Charlee'B  2 недель назад

                                        Riggle is my Dude.

                                        • RYAN PAUL
                                          RYAN PAUL  2 недель назад

                                          You know a sketch is good when you start laughing early

                                          • R.E.D Music
                                            R.E.D Music  2 недель назад

                                            “That’s what the fucking sign says!” 😂

                                            • The Man With Two Cents
                                              The Man With Two Cents  2 недель назад

                                              Lesson learned just let the peristant Mexican janitor have a bagel.

                                              • ghostrecon755
                                                ghostrecon755  2 недель назад

                                                That "scary, tricky, ruthless" black ice practically robbed Ron of his bagel! 😂😂😂

                                                • Soul-the-Mysterious
                                                  Soul-the-Mysterious  2 недель назад

                                                  this was stressful asf lol

                                                  • Michael I
                                                    Michael I  2 недель назад

                                                    For me. Maybe ??

                                                    • Marcus Greater
                                                      Marcus Greater  3 недель назад

                                                      is the same guy that did American beauty sound track working with KnP??

                                                      • Arvid W
                                                        Arvid W  3 недель назад


                                                        • נאור צעדי
                                                          נאור צעדי  3 недель назад

                                                          He said make sure everybody know not make sure nobody whos not a sale associate touches them

                                                          • Shawn Daniels
                                                            Shawn Daniels  3 недель назад

                                                            I thought he was coming back to throw down on the mfer since he got fired anyway

                                                            • stellingbanjodude
                                                              stellingbanjodude  3 недель назад

                                                              Rob riggle reminds me of Alec Baldwin for some reason in this! Hahahaha

                                                              • Millionaire Miggs
                                                                Millionaire Miggs  3 недель назад

                                                                That sums up the hierarchy of working for a company in general. You get fired for doing what you were told to do

                                                                • Millionaire Miggs
                                                                  Millionaire Miggs  3 недель назад

                                                                  Austin Bryan Hell yeah I would've lost it too. If you have a non-compliant person and a manager unwilling to listen to the situation PLUS embarrassing you in front of others. Now if he would've just said fuck it and let him get a bagel, that would've been grounds for getting fired too. He was fucked both ways

                                                                • Austin Bryan
                                                                  Austin Bryan  3 недель назад

                                                                  Is that a joke? Vast majorities of fires its from because you weren't doing what you were told to or you've done it poorly, they're overstaffed, have to lay people off, etc.
                                                                  Ron did loose his temper and was proggresively raising his voice so he could've handled it better.

                                                              • ChannelBOZ101
                                                                ChannelBOZ101  3 недель назад

                                                                Kudos for the actor who did the presentation, I want to beat him up real badly

                                                                • Tender Kaneki
                                                                  Tender Kaneki  3 недель назад

                                                                  Ron is that nice guy who tries to help everyone and gets screwed at the end, coz he was just trying to help

                                                                  • Black Figure
                                                                    Black Figure  3 недель назад

                                                                    I new Mexicans are taking our jobs but not like this!

                                                                    • Devo
                                                                      Devo  3 недель назад

                                                                      STFU ... NOW!

                                                                      • DesertHeat IVU
                                                                        DesertHeat IVU  3 недель назад

                                                                        begoizfusals asoshi

                                                                        • A Very Playable Character
                                                                          A Very Playable Character  3 недель назад

                                                                          It would have killed it if Ron let the janitor grab one just so he would shut up and stop making a scene and then get called out on allowing the janitor grab a bagel and then get fired. Kind of like how some bosses are with employees trying to set them up for failure. Then finish the way they did.

                                                                          • mercytoday
                                                                            mercytoday  3 недель назад

                                                                            Turning low stake situations into high stress situations.... Key and Peel

                                                                            • bowmansparks
                                                                              bowmansparks  3 недель назад

                                                                              This skit has my anxiety through the roof. I love bagels and this is tripping me out

                                                                              • Mr. Ali
                                                                                Mr. Ali  3 недель назад

                                                                                Fuck that presenter. This really pissed me off... lol

                                                                                • its Tease
                                                                                  its Tease  4 недель назад

                                                                                  imagine getting fired over bagels

                                                                                  • Mr.potato Potato
                                                                                    Mr.potato Potato  4 недель назад

                                                                                    Ron : no no no!
                                                                                    Mexican janitor : im about to destroy this whole man career

                                                                                    • THE FBI
                                                                                      THE FBI  4 недель назад

                                                                                      I would've just shoved the fucking janitor away, dumbass cant understand shit, I'll make you understand dipshit

                                                                                      • ON CRIP
                                                                                        ON CRIP  4 недель назад

                                                                                        Rob riggle look like a mean principle frr frr

                                                                                        • Sabre
                                                                                          Sabre  4 недель назад

                                                                                          The way he said “bagels are for sales associates...”

                                                                                          • Chronic Machines
                                                                                            Chronic Machines  4 недель назад

                                                                                            Loving the new Sketches

                                                                                            • King Big Sha
                                                                                              King Big Sha  4 недель назад

                                                                                              I would have fucked him up and gladly went to jail for it

                                                                                              • Jeffrey Salvador
                                                                                                Jeffrey Salvador  4 недель назад

                                                                                                Handle your bagels