Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

  • Опубликовано: 11 января 2019
  • The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.

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Комментарии • 6 810

  • Scott Miller
    Scott Miller  14 часов назад

    Late night TV is gonna suck when Trump is gone.

    • Gakhiro Yhotano
      Gakhiro Yhotano  1 дней назад

      we got to introduce Stephen 's late night show in belgium man , finaly i laugh my socks off again :)

      • Thai Fried Banana
        Thai Fried Banana  4 дней назад

        Dancing should be illegal 😂

        • Meyer Willkom
          Meyer Willkom  6 дней назад

          Peachy dory always meant that everything is okay. My parents used that phrase when i was growing up in Wisconsin

          • Meyer Willkom
            Meyer Willkom  4 дней назад

            So many weird phrases lol 🤣

          • Ann Mitchell
            Ann Mitchell  4 дней назад

            My parents used to say hunky keen all the time...!

          • Ann Mitchell
            Ann Mitchell  4 дней назад

            My parents used to say hunky clean...!

        • Wubz Megaplier
          Wubz Megaplier  2 недель назад

          2:52 what is going ON

          • Ojas M
            Ojas M  2 недель назад

            When it was only a probably

            • Synathidy
              Synathidy  2 недель назад

              Stephen's twirling is mesmerizing. I'll bet he was part of a gypsy caravan at some point.

              • Synathidy
                Synathidy  2 недель назад

                I think illegal border crossings are becoming less frequent because Mexicans are seeing Trump's high-profile lunacy that we American have to deal with on a daily basis. A wall is no longer necessary (well let's be clear: it NEVER EVER was), because Trump himself is becoming a natural deterrent.

                • Sven Frontin-Rollet
                  Sven Frontin-Rollet  3 недель назад

                  oh oh oh the Truman Show ... Lincoln

                  • Sven Frontin-Rollet
                    Sven Frontin-Rollet  3 недель назад

                    Nancy you got this... is Chuck in or what? Chuck likes McConnel and his judges... grrrr i have temper tantrams ... ive said before the dems want a new leader in the senate...

                    • kalachuchaii
                      kalachuchaii  3 недель назад

                      i love it when he dances after saying “caravan” 😂🤣

                      • jessica M
                        jessica M  4 недель назад

                        He honestly just shut down the government as is tantrum cuz he didn't get his wall ,moron

                        • Tim D
                          Tim D  1 месяцев назад

                          Obviously he didn't say bye bye and leave. He's still here. But then follow through was never his strong point. His strongest asset is the ability to get involved in a building project, get it half done, and then go bye bye. Also the fact of keeping an eye on the young people? Typical Drumph.

                          • Marc Dhios
                            Marc Dhios  1 месяцев назад

                            the wall is obviously older than the wheel

                            the wheel was invented for a purpose, whereas the wall simply exists, enter any cave, walls, look at a dried out river bed, walls, are those still walls when the river bed has water? oh yes thats right, walls are literally everywhere in nature, they were named, not invented like the wheel

                            i used to think trump was like a child, now i feel bad, even stupid kids dont deserve that kind of insult

                            • nicole Kelly
                              nicole Kelly  2 месяцев назад

                              These are old

                              • aimlesslost
                                aimlesslost  2 месяцев назад

                                Buttholes are older than both wheels AND walls, and even fancy people with expensive cars still have them.

                                • ChibiRoseGold Xxxx
                                  ChibiRoseGold Xxxx  2 месяцев назад

                                  There is never actually a straight answer with Trump,it's always 'possibly' or 'hopefully' like which one is it bruh?! XD

                                  • Bella Bella
                                    Bella Bella  2 месяцев назад

                                    You're a savage love it.

                                    • Lori Morse
                                      Lori Morse  2 месяцев назад

                                      Stephen needs A BIG RAISE and a Vacation home next to Trump LOLOLOL Trans guy Lee, Richmond, VA

                                      • Hoodoo Man
                                        Hoodoo Man  2 месяцев назад

                                        Peachy Dory is a French fruit salad. I think it has marshmallows and pineapple. And is generally served with a splash of cream.

                                        • Aung Zeya
                                          Aung Zeya  3 месяцев назад

                                          At this point, I'd argue Trump is a time traveler. A old man from Medieval who found a magical time traveling device and somehow got to 21st century, without having any 21st century knowledge.

                                          • Razamanaz
                                            Razamanaz  3 месяцев назад

                                            I just LOVE Stephens CARAVAN DANCE 😂😂😂😂😂

                                            • Angela Loukas
                                              Angela Loukas  3 месяцев назад

                                              Trumps the bar tender from boondock saints hahahaha "peachy dory. . " hahahah

                                              • Rime-e-Lettere
                                                Rime-e-Lettere  3 месяцев назад

                                                He's a great comedian.
                                                Stephen Colbert can't hold a candle.

                                                • Connor Kahlke
                                                  Connor Kahlke  3 месяцев назад

                                                  Why to him is global warming manufactured but illegal immigrants isnt ?

                                                  • Efren Gutierrez
                                                    Efren Gutierrez  4 месяцев назад

                                                    So now we the tax payers have to pay for his stupid wall

                                                    • MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK
                                                      MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK  4 месяцев назад

                                                      It would be a real shame if he got Vic Morrowed by that chopper, not !

                                                      • Cody Mackniak
                                                        Cody Mackniak  4 месяцев назад

                                                        Walls before wheels, but when did facts ever stop the moron from speaking

                                                        • LodiTX
                                                          LodiTX  5 месяцев назад

                                                          I've been meaning to comment on this several times, so I'm actually going to do it. I LOVE when you burst into a dance to emphasize something. My favorites are when you go back and forth across screen. I don't know why they tickle me so much. Perhaps because you look so staid and studious and then do something outrageous. My all time favorite was the Fiddler on the Roof. I almost wish you could work it into every show. Since that could eventually get old (but maybe not) may I suggest you look at appropriate choices from Cabaret?

                                                          • Cheyenne Fortner
                                                            Cheyenne Fortner  5 месяцев назад

                                                            Time for the old people to step aside

                                                            • Maria Fadli
                                                              Maria Fadli  5 месяцев назад

                                                              Non-Sequitur Jon off beat comments, prolonged laughs, Yeah, Yeah, talking over is annoying. Please make him stop. Thanks

                                                              • Hyper Sonic
                                                                Hyper Sonic  5 месяцев назад

                                                                8:23 Wait, who's calling people crazy?!

                                                                • Hyper Sonic
                                                                  Hyper Sonic  5 месяцев назад

                                                                  3:18 Too Cara, Too Van!

                                                                  • Sarah Coulis
                                                                    Sarah Coulis  5 месяцев назад

                                                                    Do you remember the skit Will Ferrell did years ago? The one where he would yell 'I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE'? Reminds me of Trump.

                                                                    • Martin D
                                                                      Martin D  5 месяцев назад

                                                                      What are garlic nuts?

                                                                      • Masato Indou
                                                                        Masato Indou  6 месяцев назад

                                                                        When he says “bye bye” 😂 what’re you 5?

                                                                        • Grayson Harris
                                                                          Grayson Harris  6 месяцев назад

                                                                          Walls are older than wheels

                                                                          • toni
                                                                            toni  6 месяцев назад

                                                                            I don't know how this guy managed to sneak in the white house :))

                                                                            • J em60 Mphy
                                                                              J em60 Mphy  6 месяцев назад

                                                                              No one even watches this stupid late night tv show

                                                                              • James James
                                                                                James James  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                I'm not a big fan of Trump and did not vote for him, but he's your president. He might even win the next election if everyone keeps up all the butthurt about him being president. For him, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Good or bad, he loves the attention. He's a pompous, narcissistic character and thrives off of every single piece of praise and butthurt criticism you put out there. He purposely says outlandish shit so that at least a few of you (the majority of you by the looks of this comment section) lose your mind all over social media, the Youtube comment section, and in real life so you look like just as much of a fucking clown as he does.
                                                                                Just trying to prevent you from losing the next election..........

                                                                                • DAVID GOERTZ
                                                                                  DAVID GOERTZ  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                  Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert say there is no National Emergency for the rich, which is true in Beverly Hills, Malibu, Palisades. 👉Compton, East Los Angeles, Bronx, Chicago East side, DEAL WITH IT !

                                                                                  • Azure Balmung
                                                                                    Azure Balmung  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                    Thank god we've got video of Trump, otherwise we'd have trouble convincing future generations that he was real.

                                                                                    • Vale
                                                                                      Vale  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                      NPC master

                                                                                      • Martin Smith
                                                                                        Martin Smith  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                        If anyone knows crazy; TRUMP knows crazy !!

                                                                                        • Daniel Mucherl
                                                                                          Daniel Mucherl  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                          well now he did declare it. SAD

                                                                                          • B K
                                                                                            B K  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                            Trump and his administration is a disaster!

                                                                                            • B K
                                                                                              B K  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                              Rogaine can't work that fast if he loses all of the carpet on his head.

                                                                                              • B K
                                                                                                B K  6 месяцев назад

                                                                                                You shouldn't put Trump anywhere near a helicopter. His hair might fly away. Lol