So is the dev God?
Americans are a downgrade, cursed with the ‘Miron Debuff’ which lowers their intelligent significantly. They also suffer the ‘stunted’ debuff which makes them shorter and have smaller penis. Americans third debuff is also their strengh the ‘Lack of Ethical Integrity’ debuff, which allows them to go around killing innocent people and stealing resources.Nobody likes americans.
And then the devs made membership 11$
When ur a gamer but study history
I wish school was this interesting, would have all A's if they taught like this lol
This was freaking awesome, loved the dark souls references.
Show me top 5 ways to Nerf humans
So there's a perk called "Alabama" that's allows immediate faction member breeding that has +10 strength but -20 intelligence and has the disabled debuff. Should I use my exp on that?
you forgot the racism status effect
6:49One would think... but on the bright side, war often pushes technology to new lengths that benefits everyone (The first metal boats were made in the american civil war. The first radar system was used by the British in WW2 on their ships, leading to GPS. The first computer was also made in WW2 by the British to help crack the German code. Planes, although not created with war in mind, were used, tested, and later upgraded through war. Due to war, it allowed USA to escape its great depression. Due to both WW1 and WW2, women rights and anti-segregation movements also skyrocketed showing that everyone can do the same as a white man (A very strange concept back in the day). The atomic bombs, although a terrible weapon, also opened the doors to nuclear power plants, a very effective power source that (In my opinion) should become the primary source of power, either that or (Again, my opinion) cover large stretches of land that are currently not being used in renewable energy systems such as solar.) So... you can't deny the benefits of in fighting.
Whoever created that opening cartoon must have thought early humans were idiots.
OMG bare ape OP!
How we got from a level 1 thug to a level 99 boss?
1:47 MOZAMBIQUE HEA
1:11That hobbit lol
Damnn and to think just because we reached like level 77, we started slaving all the black avatars to look cool
Best channel ever
How do you end the game?
Humans: I have an armyNeantherdals: We have a HulkHumans: Okay, we'll let him starve
40000 years laterHumans: we have a hulkNeanderthals: Really?Humans: not really we needed a green thanos
Tbh. the pretty much god tier OP of humans is slowly turning against itself; everyone wants to play a humanclass and thus the class is so freaking large that it's effectively suffocating all other playable classes out of the game. It wouldn't be such a problem if humanclass wasn't build to rely alot to the other classes, directly or indirectly. I mean, we'd still get exp. from internal PvP but other resources might start being less available.
Sanic: you humans can't catch me boiHuman main: hold my beer
Does anyone remember the Atomic Bomb regional event? It only happened twice but that was when humans truly broke the game.Many players in the Island of Japan region got an instant game over from that
OwlLegendwell I’m aware it’s happened more than twice, there’s been over 1000. Though the two regional cataclysms were meant to destroy the cities, and everything around it, alive or not.
EspinJeez, stupid human mains like you who think it only happened twice. They happen all the time but it really only effects aquatic builds.
East Asian Meta = high iq esketit
This is why I switched after the ice age patch.
how do i spec all my extra S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points?or is it a G.U.R.P.S. system?
Yeah, human mains are OP. They can’t stick to one or two servers either so I had a main penguins for awhile, but then a bunch of eskimos came and ran out of food, and of course, resorted to greifing penguin mains. Christ.
This video makes me wanna try to build a time machine and live with the old sapiens
4:15 Excellent comparison xD
you make the best videos
You are wrong, many mammals can sweat and all primates can, even with hair.
Was that Neanderthal Crip-walking in that cave?!!Didn't know they got down like that way back when...
I'd like to play this game
Bigger brains does not equeal better but it is number of Neurons and synapses that does. For exampel whale brains are bigger but have way less synapses
How about the zoo tier list, a tier list of animals that live in the confines of an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals
The interstellar path will be interesting seeing humans will adapt to the new servers like Mars within a few generations to the point of becoming unable to return to the earth server.Maybe then all the evolution deniers will finally understand we aren't special and begin putting away their imaginary friends.If the imaginary friends debuff is removed from the game, we'll see an increase in player co-OP instead of rampant pvp
Humans are way too OP, I'm going to play on a private server and play vanilla
This is what happens when humans get too many rare candy's
I feel there is something missing, the recent evidence of a unnoticed strategy of some human players of mixing their gene pool with other human variants builds during their servers migration, including neanderthals and sapiens hybrids. What is not totally know is if that strategy was the responsible for the lack of other human builds in the current version, or if the devs simply took them out during different patchs.
4:46 "so why is that the Neanderthal got banned?"Oh well, have you heard of Sam O'Nella's theory of the Sexy Neanderthal?
Is this a game
6:31 - Really? here too?I guess it can't be helped with donor footage, but they really lay it on pretty thick, eh? The messaging is insidious. I'm sure it will be fine though, and nothing bad at all will happen... 🙄
Humans didn’t originate in africa
1:36 das halo reach
Hi I’d like to report a game breaking bug about the human class that’s severely limiting how we can play
You're reading the wrong patch notes dude. Those are from an alternative server called *"Wakanda"* that's spammed on the original server's game-chat by gold-sellers and their bots.No way the *"Sapiens" from Africa (??), of all regions* (hello mana D deficiency?), could have successfully grief'd the *Neantherpals*. The one who did it was a hardcore faction-guild from the eastern European steppe - your followers might recognize the player *"Cro-Magnon*".* Dude's adaptation was so tight that his +30kSunCyclesOld build is practically copy-pasted in Europe to this day (except for 4% Neanderthal stats, mostly for cosmetics).Also, There's various data-mining indicating that *the Humans may not have been implemented from Africa altogether.* Here's one:https://www.scirp.org/journal/PaperInformation.aspx?paperID=19566Thing is, this *legendary Cart-riding Ship-sailing Expansion-Warring Cro-Magnomerthal of a faction* dominated the meta so hard that they grew tired and, because most currently active players are either feeling pity or put off by the other factions' item-begging and hate-spamming, they're mass-quitting the game. Most don't even defend their territories anymore and the economy is already rekt by the gold-sellers I talked about. Some say the decay was schemed.Why did they let it happen? Many agree the guild-leaders were prevented from making new characters and a lot of the faction today is just *newbie casuals* who joined the easy-button winning side. They don't care about how much work was put into it so they ignore (or throw) the factions meta and only grind solo for cash items. Then *act surprised when they're ganked around the map.*The rest of the loyal members are trying to rally the newcomers and hoping that the former players weren't really banned but actually employed by the Devs themselves.
Just a note, Neanderthals did have slightly bigger brains, but their brains were more motor skills than ours, so technically, we had the "bigger brains." Thanks!
"Infighting is their biggest weakness right now"Shit made me laugh and hit me hard just the same.