Ill eat a whole fuckin pineapple. What are you talking about
The constant random nods to alcoholism are subtle yet laughably relatable.
His kittens just make my day
*ordinary youtube music starts playing while blueberries parade stopmotion happens"NO! WE DO NOT DO THAT HERE!"ROFLMAOI THINK YOU JUST CURED MY DEPRESSION
“ don’t trust a fruit with a seed nest”Apple: *nervously sweats*
Appleshave ruined many fruit salads before.I won't forgive them... Yet..
what are kiwis then
WHERE DID THE BLUEBERRIES COME FROM I NEED THESE INSTRUCTIONS
Watermelon is a berry and a strawberry is not.
0:02 IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
That cutting board has been through a lot.
Is seedless watermelon considered vegetables????
I really really really really really really really really really really reallyWant to kidnap your kittensThe more I see them in your videos the more I want to keep them for myself.T~TI want kittens 😭Is that too much to ask?I’d also like some fruit salad at this point 🤷♀️
a motherfucking jojo reference...... i am so happy
0:02 is that a JOJO reference?!!
The kitties 💞💞💖💖💖💖
odd tip. Put that cutting board on top of the grapes and apply pressure. slide your knife through the middle of the grapes and bam cut 100 at a time in half.
I thought you put whipped cream in salad.
Good I hate bananas in fruit salad lol
0:57 and you seriously opened it from the other side with a canopener
That song hits hard
Bold of you to assume I will _not_ have a fruit salad party.
i love you.
What if I can eat a ton of pineapple?
so the lime juice is there to make your salad a tsundere? nice.
those cats are so cute
On my country we have meat salad 😐🤔😦
There is a place for a banana in a fruit salad if you gonna eat it straight away
Dont trust fruit with a seed nest inside*inserts kiwi*
I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed he used a can opener on a can with a opening tab on it right.
i love youno homo
Fruit salad yummy yummyPsychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocialPsychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
I’m allergic to pineapple
Fruit salad, yummy yummy, fruit salad, in my tummy, fruit salad, bitches love me, im a wiggles
1:18 Wait, but don't kiwis have fruit nest in the middle?
It’s 2:17 am and I just noticed u posted like 4 new videos and I just watched them alll
I feel like I got a lot of the jokes nobody else got but maybe that’s just me making the jokes a lot more complex in my head
No wiggles, 0/10
French toast or i call the FBI
Those blueberries moving in a line was amazing
YSAC. I will be ordering your practical guide to sucking less at cooking so that I can gain unlock the "entilted customer" perk. Then I can demand an album to go with my new book without incurring a shame debuff.
no one:YSAC: *NO WE DONT DO THAT HERE*
What, no tomatoes? I thought this was a fruit salad!
"This isnt a parade its a fruit salad"ROTFL
You dissed melons and bananas in fruit salads, I salute that
2:23 only the best fork grip